Follow the Mome Raths

Thursday, February 05, 2004

Just got a cute e-mail from Curtis:

1. Save the whales, collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, dark.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
10. Remember, half of people you know are below average.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
13. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
16. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
17. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
18. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
23. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand........
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. Why do psychics have to ask your name?
26. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
27. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
28. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
29. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
30. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
33. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
34. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "what the heck happened"?

Two men were discussing their wives. The first says "Mine is an angel".
The second says "You're lucky, mine's still alive".

Karlie@12:37 a.m.